culverth01: Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!

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From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE?

This Late Night Snark is Ringin' Them Snarky Bells!

"We have got to get our financial house in order, folks. But the Chicken-Little Democrats are so worried the U.S. will default on its loans that they want to raise the U.S. debt ceiling. Come on! We already raised the debt ceiling under President Bush! That is so 2002, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007, and twice in 2008!"
---Stephen Colbert
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"HBO is producing a new movie about crooked investor Bernie Madoff, starring Robert DeNiro. It's called Meet the Focker Who Stole All My Money."
---George Lopez
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"The Chinese economy has shown signs of slowing down. Experts say that's what happens when your workforce starts to enter its teens."
?--Conan O'Brien
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Clip of Wolf Blitzer: [Eric Cantor] wants there to be cuts in other federal spending in order to justify providing this [emergency tornado] financial assistance to people in Missouri.
Jon Stewart: Right now elephants from a Missouri circus are helping clear heavy debris from the tornado. Which means, when it comes to helping Joplin, Missouri residents, actual elephants are more useful to them than the GOP.
---The Daily Show

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"I think Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin would be the perfect ticket. She can?t answer basic questions, and he has two answers for every question."
---Jay Leno
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"I heard about a retirement home in California that?s growing its own medical marijuana. Or as the residents put it: 'Who wants to visit grandma now, you whippersnappers?'?
---Jimmy Fallon
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"Dick Cheney has a new book coming out August 30. It doesn't have a title yet, Might I suggest a few? 'How to Shoot Friends and Influence People,' 'A Dick for All Seasons,' 'Torture in the Rye'..."
---Craig Ferguson