Just as Speaker Boehner promised, the House voted down Harry Reid's bill to raise the debt ceiling. No surprise there. Not a single Republican voted for the bill. Again, no surprise there. Eleven Democrats helped Republicans sink the bill. Not really a surprise there.
Well, except for this one particular Democrat: a certain soon-to-be former member of Congress who likes dressing up in stuffed animal costumes.
Furry sex aficionado Rep. David Wu announced he will resign after the debt crisis negotiations are over (hahaha, so actually he means ?never?) because of this sexytime incident with the 18-year-old daughter of his high school classmate that we heard about only a few days ago.
About that "sexytime" incident, also known as sexual assault:
A distraught young woman called U.S. Rep. David Wu's Portland office this spring, accusing him of an unwanted sexual encounter, according to multiple sources.When confronted, the Oregon Democrat acknowledged a sexual encounter to his senior aides but insisted it was consensual, the sources said.
The woman is the daughter of a longtime friend and campaign donor. She apparently did not contact police at the time.
One person who heard the voice mail described the woman as upset, breathing heavily and "distraught."
In the voice mail, the young woman accused Wu of aggressive and unwanted sexual behavior, according to sources with direct knowledge of the message and its contents.
So, basically, Wu, who has already resigned in disgrace, decided to stick around Washington just long enough to give a final fuck you to Democrats. Thanks a lot, buddy. Feel free to let the door hit you on your fur-covered ass on the way out.
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